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Devan - Former Pizzeria worker, was fired after he scared away multiple customers by greeting them with the words "Hi There"
Current Occupation - Model for FBI Firing Range Targets.
Mr. Marr - The same assistant dean you all remember. I couldn't resist bringing this classic ugly along.
He has since escaped form prison, now searching for a misterious former student. Beware he is considered armed and hungry. If you know anything about his whereabouts, please call 1-900-COVER-YOUR-ASS.
Roy - Professional Convict.
Roy has been imprisoned since age 12. He had been charged with attempted murder, although many people believe his attack was justified. He ran at Bill Clinton with a toothpick and stabbed him several times in the ass. Bill's extra layers of Arkansas Inbred Ass saved his life.
[more to come soon]